@1 day ago with 5446 notes
“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?
We were married for three years and five days, and I loved him. But for the last couple months, I just wasn’t into sex at all. It just felt like we were so different and I was depressed. Some of that is just me, some of it was he wanted me to have kids and I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. I don’t think that makes me a criminal.”
(Source: everdeenflame, via starsoccurnaturally)
“Do you ever just sit there and hump your chair when you are feeling horny” - One of my best friends while we talk on the phone.
And my friends wonder why I don’t like talking on the phone.
@3 days ago with 1 note
#I have awesome friends #even if they are horny as fuck #i cried for an hour before i could type this